It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of
a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said 'Give me liberty, or give me death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." he said.
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth'?"
Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japanese."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now who said that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit, if you say
anything else I will have you killed."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra