You might be an Okie Redneck Jedi if.....
You ever used the phrase, "May the force be with
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a
bottle of Pearl.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the
Wookies are offended by your body odor.
You have ever used the force to get yourself
another beer so you didn't have to wait for a
You have ever used the force in conjunction with
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come
on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its
self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the
barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing
Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and
you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought
that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on
how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium
Falcon with a redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels
during the cantina scene.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and