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                     Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.  In
order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
fill out the warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey
questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop
new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. _Mr.  _Mrs.  _Ms.  _Miss  _Lt.  _Gen.  _Comrade  _Classified _Other

First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________


Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

    _F-14 Tomcat   _F-15 Eagle  _F-16 Falcon  _F-19A Stealth  _Classified

3. Date of purchase:  Month___________Day___________Year____________

4. Serial Number____________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

    _Received as Gift/Aid Package
    _Catalog Showroom
    _Sleazy Arms Broker
    _Mail Order
    _Discount Store
    _Government Surplus

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you
have just purchased:

    _Heard loud noise, looked up
    _Store Display
    _Recommended by friend/relative/ally
    _Political lobbying by Manufacturer
    _Was attacked by one

7.  Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

    _Recommended by salesperson
    _McDonnell Douglas Reputation
    _Advanced Weapons Systems
    _Back-Room Politics
    _Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

    _North America
    _Central/South America
    _Aircraft Carrier
    _Middle East
    _Asia/Far East
    _Misc. Third-World Countries

9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase
in the near future:

    Product         	Own	 Intend to purchase
    Color TV		 _	   _
    VCR			 _	   _
    ICBM		 _	   _
    Killer Satellite	 _	   _
    CD Player		 _	   _
    Air-to-Air Missiles	 _	   _
    Space Shuttle	 _	   _
    Home Computer	 _	   _
    Nuclear Weapon	 _	   _

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?  Check all
that apply:

    _Crazed (Islamic)
    _Crazed (Other)
    _Corrupt (Latin American)
    _Corrupt (Other)

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

    _Suitcases of Cocaine
    _Oil Revenues
    _Deficit Spending
    _Personal Check
    _Credit Card
    _Ransom Money
    _Traveler's Check

12. Occupation                 You    Your Spouse

    Homemaker			_	   _
    Sales/Marketing		_	   _
    Revolutionary		_	   _
    Clerical			_	   _
    Mercenary			_	   _
    Tyrant			_	   _
    Middle Management		_	   _
    Eccentric Billionaire	_	   _
    Defense Minister/General	_	   _
    Retired			_	   _
    Student			_	   _

13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate
the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating on a regular basis:

    Activity/Interest        	You    Your Spouse
    Golf			 _	   _
    Boating/Sailing		 _	   _
    Sabotage			 _	   _
    Running/Jogging		 _	   _
    Propaganda/Disinformation	 _	   _
    Destabilizing/Overthrow	 _	   _
    Default on Loans		 _	   _
    Gardening			 _	   _
    Crafts			 _	   _
    Black Market/Smuggling	 _	   _
    Collectibles/Collections	 _	   _
    Watching Sports on TV	 _	   _
    Wines			 _	   _
    Household Pets		 _	   _
    Crushing Rebellions		 _	   _
    Espionage/Reconnaissance	 _	   _
    Fashion Clothing		 _	   _
    Border Disputes		 _	   _
    Mutually Assured Destruction _	   _

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.  Your
answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to
receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments,
extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?  Please write to:

Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500

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