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From: B. Harris)
Newsgroups: sci.physics
Subject: Re: The theory of everything is already found !
Date: 9 Dec 1999 12:00:58 GMT

In <> dgoncz@aol.comm (
Doug Goncz ) writes:

>My theory of everything is that my girlfriend will know where everything
>I need is when I need it. I called 3000 miles to her this morning to ask
>where the charger for my electric shaver is.
>"Honey, where's the...."
> Doug Goncz
> Experimental Machinist ( DOT 600.260-022 )

   That's good that they know that stuff.  It certainly saved me, many
years ago.  Before that, in grade school, I took an aptitude test where
you had to stick pegs in holes.  After I was done, they told me I
couldn't ever be a switchboard operator, or get married.  That was in
the days before the big self-esteem thing hit, you know.

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